Exquisite Corpse?

These are reallllllly old... I don't remember where they were. I've been meaning to post them ever since I found them (They were in my brother's room... Seriously, who'd've thought?). So here goes:

My green hair makes me happy!
And giddy when I see it
I knew it would be so cute when I found it
look to the stars, for hope burned bright
It shines eternally, everlasting light
The light brings happiness to all
DUH.
But still, it came as a shock
He decided to never grab an electric eel ever again
The intense stinging he experienced that day he could not forget
It was burned into his body and his memory-- and he was determined to make it right.
Revenge, yes, citrus-y revenge was the only choice left.
But he could not enact on it
But remain curioius
As well as amazed
By all and it took over the world and killed everythin

One day when the sun did come out it was dark
The star over came the darkness with only a small speck of light
So let's fly to the planet Jupiter
It's my favorite planet
But sadly, Pluto was determined to be a dwarf
Too bad for him
He was ashamed, and tortured, and lonely, and depressed
It was quite depressing
I wanted to run away, but where would I go?
Walls seemed to close in around me. I searched frantically for an escape.
But then I karate chopped the old and rotting nectarine guard and stole his necto-credits!
Which were useless in Florida
But amazing in New York
And it was big and busy
I felt the joy and had this happiness

I sleep in my bathroom
It's very comfotable in there and I feel safe because there are no windows
I am pale and lack luster from no sunlight
A dragonfly flew from my ear
With a shocked squeak, I swat at it, and killed it.
It made a mess.
What was worse was that I was forced to clean it up!
And right before the party, when I was supposed to be across town! Ugh!
I took a risk and ran through Citrus Street.
Which was very squishy.
But no only squishy, it was pink as well
With spots of green and it slowly saved the world
Bringing the end to the injustice in the world
Bye, bye

I danced for joy at the news I received.
My little pony was galloping into town
It had purple hair, and was named Rainbow Dash
What a majestic and mighty creature!
The squirrel was impressive, after all.
It stood up on its hind legs and waved its bushy tail.
In fact, it was almost cute, in a freakish kind of way.
Its rough skin and orange complexion resembled that of a large, sentient, nectarine. (In a cute way).
The enctarine headed creature died.
With this death, all the furry creatures cried
Slowly the tear made it come back to life
And created a rift in the time space continuom
Warp speed 3
The very fast speed led to a terrible end
The car crash. I died.

With no strangers to lover, she knew the rules and so did he.
We ate the pizza, though.
Personally, I thought it was yummy.
The cookie was warm and chewy.
I liked it.
Actually, it fascinated me.
But then it bored me.
I felt like taking a long walk in the park out under bright, blue skies.
It always calmed me down, but today anything would seem beautiful.
Even the memories of my nectarine enslavement.
Which were the worst of my life.
As wll as someone elses I'm sure
Could have saved him
The sun set
The day, and the story, ended.

Looking outside I could see dolphins jumping
The salty spray of the ocean kissed the dunes
A ship appeared on the horizon, and there was only one person it could be
The great Pharoh Nectarimhotep XIII!
Was a wonderful warrior
But no longer had the want to be so,
Crazy and loud wonder if I could set worse
Moving to the new level of distruction was my goal
"Hakuna Matata" what a wonderful phrase
It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
It's a problem free philosophy
Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
"Happily ever after"
And so everyone was happy
...except me.

A coconute fell on teh man's head, killing him
No one could believe this unfortunate event
Still, people had to try
Even in our darkest moments, we musn't give up
It's too dangerous; for if we do, what is there left to live for?
Everyone knows that wealth and power have their luster
After someone tells you they are stolen
You steal them back with Rampride
Slowly the pride died off and left them empty
The depression grow deep in the pit of my stomach
Knock, knock, who is it, death, why would I let you in
I have no idea
Or do I? Dun dun dun
Dun dun
And everyone lived happily ever after

The sapphire fabric flowed like a breeze through her hands
But then her nectarine slave master jostled her back to the grey grey nectarine world
He slapped her across the face
With all of the force his chicken would allow
Suddenly the chicken exploded
Raining the guts and blood of the chicken
I found sense on the corner
Sensibility stood next to her, figuratively, of course.
It tappped her on the shoulder, figuratively, of course.
Or not.
It posed a difficult quetion
So difficult that he forgot what it was
It couldn't be any worse than calculus, though
Then it walked out the door...
Dun dun dun!

There were no words for her state of mind right now
It was way too much of everything to be anything
I felt so stressed so I took a deep breath and sat in the silence
It didn't really help- what was wrong with me??
Had the great necctarine powers that be fallen to banana-devils?
Yes, yes they did.
But she did not
Want him around anymore
But instead have him around all the time with me
"Aloha," said the little furry blue chap
He was born in Hawaii, so he spoke, well, Hawaiin-like
His funny accent resulted in torment
He was a frenchman
And like all French, he was snotty and stuck up
Sigh, the French will never learn

Rain beat down on the cracked pavement
"Splat," "splat," the sound was eerie
One couldn't help but shiver
Was it the cold or the creepiness?
I wasn't able to quiet my fear
Against my will, it shot through my heart, paralyzing me, and I couldn't speak
The citrus poison poisoned my body filling my nostrils with citrus-y-ness
Which burned, very badly
Although, they didn't mind watching it
Burn badly
So badly it killed it
Stabbing it over and over, never stopping the blood
Et tu, Brute
Brute is totally the name of a dog
Totally Brute
But such is life, and so nobody cared

Every evening I sit on the hill and watch the golden sun set
It fills the sky with a thousand vibrant clours, and I lapse into my wonderings
Each image falling in a nectarine blossom of citrus flavor.
Lightly hinting the flavor to her tongue
With this she realized she loved cherry
Also she loved lemons
Love was filling her heart as she though of all frusts
Unicorns in space
I was shocked to see them, but it was like a dream come true!
The Jonas Brothers stood in front of me.
The sang "Hold on"
It was a touching musical work
But when is Harry Potter not touching?
I'll tell you when- when your best friend throws it at your head! *sigh*
The days of happy childhood would soon come to a citrusyend.

Lilo Bobipin sat down, stupified, and reflected on what the nectarine had prohesized.
There was a chance of citrus today
Along with gumdrops and spices it rained
Slowly it stop covering the ground in candy
The floor looked as it had a rainbow
The horse wears glasses and writes in red
He really is a a rather strange horse, kind of like Mr. Ed!
He had a beautiful coat that shined.
The shine was gold and black and gleamed like a ram's horn
What could be more intimidating than a ram horn?
A trombone of course!
What else would make such a rich, deep sound?
It awakened a sesne of great excitement in him, and he dashed up to the roof to see.
He opened the door and...
Then closed it.

His breath was ragged as he struggled to walk
As he walks up the path he starts breathing harder
Wondering what's going to happen next
I moved to find what my heart wanted
To be, or not to be, that is the question
Personally, I like "Be," because honestly, I really don't want to die
My will to live conquered all
And thus a man was born
A man of great stature and character, with mad Halo skills
It must have been Matthew
He was guilty, I tell you!
The defendent rose in outrage when the necto-bailif escorted him out of the court
Then the world exploded and they all died.

Wow... Those are ridiculously...ridiculous!!!

Oh my goodness. I haven't laughed that much in a long, long time.